anxiety-kitten:

tooweirdtolivetoogaytodie:

caelharx:

thyrell:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

x

bapy…

Honestly hummingbirds on their nests is one of the most Blessed things

thanks!! im going to go live in the forest and make friends with all the hummingbirds now!!

Beautiful

lyingnudieonthefloor:

badjokesbyjeff:

I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”

Friend: “Ok shoot”

Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”

Friend: “I dunno what?”

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?

Click

THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

cadhla-marie:

I can’t tell if a lot of writers of modern fiction just don’t know much about Norse beliefs about the afterlife, or if they’re just trying to simplify it for whatever reason for their works.  Like, Valhalla is not the only place medieval Scandinavians believed they went when they died.  Nonetheless, here is a list of the places where the dead go for writers or just whoever is interested:

Valhalla

Valhalla is generally where male warriors who die in battle go after death.  Here, they will live in constant battle and feasting alongside Odin and the Valkyries until Ragnarok, when they will join Odin in battle.

Folkvang

While half of warriors who die in battle go with Odin to Valhalla, the other half go to Folkvang (also called Folkvangr), which belongs to Freya.  Both male and female warriors could end up here when they died, while Valhalla was generally reserved for men.

Ran

Ran is not so much a place as a person, whose home has many names.  She is a giantess who lives underwater, and her home is generally where people who die at sea go.

Hel

Hel is a realm very similar to Midgard (Earth, i.e., where all humans live), ruled by a goddess/giantess also named Hel.  She is the daughter of Loki and Angrboda.  Life continues on as it would when you were alive, except, obviously, you are not alive.  Battles are waged, people eat, drink, and sleep, and they still have jobs and responsibilities.  It is not altogether an unpleasant place by most accounts.  This is where the vast majority of people end up.  Some sources say people even stay with their earthly family units in Hel.

pochowek:

amosseleznev92:

banishedquasiroyal:

timurmurtazin:

banishedquasiroyal:

plump9000:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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wolf-lundgren:

Deftones - Back To School

the-moodboards-of-a-wereraven:

Rosemary by Deftones moodboard for @baconatorkat!!

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

fluffiestchicken:

Wanted to participate in Pixilart’s challenge for #road, but I ended up not drawing the galaxy road to the cosmic Aang because it took me way too long to draw this one 😨

twerklina: