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I want Ali Hillis to be a narrator for a movie or something. I just want to hear her say something like “In a world” how GREAT WOULD THAT BE.
my dad just asked me why leonardo da vinci never won an oscar
*looks at a nearby mosquito* *whispers softly* don’t
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
i mean i would eat healthy food but do you remember that one time that adam and eve ate an apple in the garden of eden and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
i hate how smoking is only attractive in theory like u see a picture of someone smoking and ur like damn but when ur actually in a room with someone smoking its like no im leaving
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong